Showing posts with label hustlers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hustlers. Show all posts

Monday, March 1, 2010

Kinda late for that

Dark out, and you appear on my doorstep.

You: "I noticed your No Solicitors sign and {blah, blah, blah, I'm not listening} auto shop up the road {blah blah blah}."

Me: "Not interested."

You leave.

I find it odd that you started out your hustle with your admission you read my No Solicitors sign. Note to street hustlers: If it's dark outside in Texas and a homeowner answers the door with his strongside hand behind his back, he's not holding Jiffy Pop in the hand you cannot see.