Monday, March 1, 2010

Kinda late for that

Dark out, and you appear on my doorstep.

You: "I noticed your No Solicitors sign and {blah, blah, blah, I'm not listening} auto shop up the road {blah blah blah}."

Me: "Not interested."

You leave.

I find it odd that you started out your hustle with your admission you read my No Solicitors sign. Note to street hustlers: If it's dark outside in Texas and a homeowner answers the door with his strongside hand behind his back, he's not holding Jiffy Pop in the hand you cannot see.

1 comment:

  1. Although "Jiffy Pop" would be a nice euphemism for a nice semi-auto handgun.